Are any of you familiar with this company? They sell all sorts of sporting apparel for men, women, and children. In addition, they sell "Tactical" gear, including underwear, and they are quite popular with military and police personnel. Their claim to fame is making lightweight garments that help wick away sweat in order to keep you cool(er) in the summer, and warmer in the winter.
I'm all about good gear, but to tell you the truth, at this stage in my career, I leave it to the younger folks to do the sweltering and the freezing most of the time... the benefits of seniority, I guess.
Anyway, I still get all sorts of catalogues from companies that want us to buy whatever new "must have" item is out this month.
Well, Under Armour is no different, and I recently got their 2007 catalogue. I flipped through it figuring that is just more of the same stuff that I won't be buying, until I go to the women's apparel and saw this:
The Power Thong:
This is the text that went with the photo:
"The Under Armour® performance thong, delivered in an athletic cut to prevent riding and chafing. Seamless construction and knit-in labeling ensure an unobtrusive garment that moves with you."
I'm guessing that the term "unobtrusive garment has something to do with visible panty lines.
OK... when the SWAT team is about to move in on a barricaded suspect, who may be armed...
... does anybody give a crap about a visible panty line?
Tactical uniforms tend to be baggy because you may need to fight or run or do things that tighter clothing might be too restrictive for.
I am trying to think of a delicate way to ask one of the women that I work with if they would wear such a thing on an operation.