Things I see, and what I think about them.
Warning: Some of my opinions may hurt your feelings. It's nothing personal, I assure you.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Terrorism Hits Home
I need your help, friends!
When I returned home from work, yesterday, I found the front door to my home standing wide open. Of course, I drew my pistol and made entry, fully prepared to kick ass and take names. What I found was shocking!
I found this picture...
...and a note demanding a ransom for the release of my dog, Fluffy.
I've contacted the FBI, and they I am supposed to be hearing from them later on today... I'll keep you posted.
6 comments:
We'd better get started on raising that money then...
It would be a real plus!
Uh oh. I just hope they're not planning to sell her to some medical testing lab. She's far too cute for that.
Those eyes in the masked picture looks faintly familiar... now where did I see them before? Hmmmmm...
Karen,
I have no idea what you are talking about vriend!
So from what you are saying, only Obi Juan can send you the cash?
I only have $37 in my poker account man, I don't think that's enough.
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