I had to go to the local walmart the other day, and managed to see one of the funniest things I have seen in quite some time. When I was entering the store, there was a family going through the doors right in front of me. There was a mother, about my age, and two teen aged daughters, who were probably thirteen and fourteen.
The girls were bickering as siblings will do… but they went their way, and I went mine, which meant I was going to the electronics section, to price the ipods (because I lost mine damnit!, and I am REALLY pissed about it, too.)
Anyway, while I was pondering parting with 150 dollars (hey, 2 GB is enough memory for me), I went and got the fabric softener that I originally went to buy, and headed towards the checkout line. As I neared the checkout line, the mother and youngest daughter of the family that I mentioned were about ten feet in front of me, when the oldest child darted out of an aisle, ran up to her sister and in nearly perfect rugby form, kicked her sister in the ass! I mean REALLY kicked her in the ass!. She kicked her so hard that the other girl actually lifted off the floor! The kick was so hard, that her sister immediately started crying. Meanwhile (while Gunfighter was fighting a losing battle to stifle his laughter), the mother asked the kicker why she kicked her sister. The kicker said, in a I've-been-wronged tone that only a teenager can muster: "Mom! SHE PUNCHED ME IN MY BOOB!", loud enough for everyone within 20 feet to hear.
That did it, I couldn't hold back and was laughing so hard that it brought tears to my eyes.
It's still funny 3 days later.
I know, I'm juvenile... That's just how I roll, I guess.