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In Honor of Father's Day, Bud Light Salutes Real Dads of Genius!
(Real Dads of Genius!)
Today we salute: YOU! Mr. I'd-do-anything-to-support-and-protect-my-children.
How could you improve on a guy who would work a second (or even third) job to make sure his kids are provided for, loved, and nurtured? You'd have to be Superman.
(He ain't stinkin' lazy!)
Gone, now, is the race to see who can chug more beers than the other guys in your frat-house, leaving the carpet strewn with "Silver Bullet" cans.
(No more pukin' with the boys!!)
He works, coaches sports, goes to dancing recitals, does homework with his kids, and still finds time to put together his daughter's pepto-bismol-pink Barbie castle!
(He IS a freakin' hero!)
So here's to you, Mr. I'd-do-anything-to-support-and-protect-my-children... Because YOU are the example for our nation's future!
Disclaimer: Real dads don't drink light beer, from Anheuser Busch, or any other brewer. Please parent responsibly.