Thursday, July 19, 2007

Funny!

A panda walks into a café, sits down and orders a sandwich. When he finished eating, he drew a handgun and proceeded to shoot the place up.

When the panda finished shooting, he headed for the exit, and as he did, the confused, lone-surviving waiter amidst the carnage, asked “Why?”. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

“Well, I'm a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

Although I have heard this joke an untold number of times... it still makes me howl with laughter.

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17 comments:

super des said...

There's a grammar book for nerds like me by this title. Very amusing indeed, except for the misuse of commas!

bellevelma said...

Heh! I hadn't heard that one before. I like a good joke. Thanks!

Bubblewench said...

all for a misplaced comma! how funny!

BETTY said...

great joke I haven't heard that one before!

Biker Chick Janet said...

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some Chapstick - just put it on my bill."

Oh I crack me up.

~ Janet

Jenn in Holland said...

That was FUNNY indeed!

I played your 8 random things today, by the way. Thanks for the tag.

Travis Erwin said...

As a comma-challenged writer myself, I too find this joke hilarious.

CableGirl said...

It's a great book too!

Madame M. said...

"Eats, Shoots and Leaves" is an excellent book ;o) It's like a bible to me.

Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

Cute!

I love Pandas... they are
cute, sooo cute!

Desert Songbird said...

All the justification I need to continue being the grammar and punctuation whore that I can be!

Real Life Drama Queen said...

Good think about blogging, you can write what you feel and forget about the comma's.

Here's a corney one for you.

A horse walks into a bar. Orders a drink. The bartender asks, "Why the Long face?"

Janet M Kincaid said...

Eats, Shoots and Leaves is an excellent book. And a great joke.

How about this one:

What happens to a turtle when it dies?

It gets rigor tortoise!

Whiskeymarie said...

Great joke.

Let's see if I can remember the punch line when I go to tell it...

Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

Ahhh haaaa JMK!
Cute.... very cute.

Fourier Analyst said...

Ah, the oldies are still goodies!!

weese said...

ha!