If I ever have the occasion to design a home for myself, I have several stipulations:
** All of the bathrooms must be constructed of stainless steel.
** The floors and shower stalls will all slope to drains that have garbage disposal type units.
** There will be spigots on the walls that I can attach hoses to.
** Said hoses will greatly aid in cleaning.
** The bathrooms will be large enough so that I don't have to contort all of my 285 pounds to clean the toilet or shower stall.
** There will be at least two of these large bathrooms, so that I don't have to share mine with 697 bottles of hair care products.
** The toilets will be made for people who aren't 4 feet tall.
Can you tell what kind of morning I had?